Because I really wanted to draw a pile of lumpy dogs.

I’m guessing The Manchild grows a beard at a rate 7.5 times that of a normal man.

So I accidentally read this as, “Stalberg, is Sharp your new beauty advisor”, thinking they were talking about the addition of 60 stitches to Stalberg’s beautiful visage, and wondering how he was going to cope. Eh, sorry. 

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Well, Kane’s either matured or learned how to be more low key. Either way, if I thought his drinking was still an issue, I wouldn’t make comics about it. 

I’m not exactly doing real life commentary here. It’s inspired by reality, but not meant to be reflective of it, you know? The Blackhawks in my comics are fictional versions of themselves; they’re stock characters. Toews is cptn srs (he’s so srs his jaw is clenched too tightly to actually pronounce vowels), Kane’s the party boy, Sharp is the (sometimes vain) pretty boy, Seabs is a dumb fatty, etc.

I don’t think you sound like a bitch, and I’m not offended by the question or anything like that. I actually expected to get this question at some point. It was a lot harder to respond to than I anticipated, though.

Kaner has a bit more maturing to do.

This is what happens when I try to use my tablet without an under drawing. 

Forever struggling with my inability to draw objects. Those are shopping carts, btw.

One day I will learn how to draw helmets. Today is not that day. 

It’s either oil his bad hip, or organize his collection of snapbacks by color and brand.